Spokeswoman Nicoal R. Sheen of the Animal Liberation Press Office, which released the statement, said the office doesn’t take part in illegal actions but distributes communiqués from those who do.
Guilty as the rest.
Yep. Time to raid the offices and take all the records. I’m sue it is a treasure trove of criminal activity.
I think the job of Spokeswoman for the AL Press Office needs to become a bit more dangerous.