The outdoors would be great if it weren’t for all that damn nature out there!
My parents - God love 'em, though camping was fun. I remember fondly the time tent poles were left home and Dad says, 'no problem, we can cut down some small trees'. Cutting the trees was only the beginning ...So, I'm with you NYTexan, there was too much "damn nature out there!" - and most of it easily came in our messed-up falling down tent...