A cougar.
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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?
A Nittany Lion!
That is a horrible joke, I’m stealing that one this for the playoffs.
In my mind, there will not be a PSU football program by the time this ends. We’re going to see dozens of simultaneous lawsuits across a half dozen jurisdictions (every plaintiff’s lawyer is going to demand a change in venue since almost every judge and prosecutor in central PA is attached to PSU football and Second Mile), and it’s going to turn in to a 2 or 3 year media circus from which PSU will be unable to recruit any decent young men to join the program as freshman.
On top of that,
1. the PSU Athletic staff is going to have over 100% turnover
2. The boosters are going to disappear
3. TV contract renewal will bring in significantly less money
4. The social stigma of wearing PSU football apparel will be so immense it will last for two generations
5. The university is going to be pressured to drop the program continuously for the next 3 to 5 years.
6. The state of Pennsylvania is bankrupt, cutting PSU funding will be easy pickings for myopic pols