Everyone at the store knew that Jim was full of it. I was an Army brat for the first 17 1/2 years of my life, so I am pretty good at telling when someone is feeding me a line about the military (Like the guy a few weeks ago who was telling me about his service as a Ranger in Bosnia, where he claims they were involved in heavy firefights with Al-Qaeda training camps. One of my friends was there with the Rangers and they spent most of their time escorting War Crimes investigative around, with the only fire they took being an occasional diehard sniper.). I also have some friends in 5th Group down at Fort Campbell, and there is no comparison between them and Jim.
Alrighty then and a hearty Sua Sponte to you