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Iowa-Bashing Snobs and Sore Losers
Townhall.com ^ | January 4, 2012 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 01/04/2012 3:50:38 AM PST by Kaslin

The Iowa caucuses may not have much predictive value, but they did a wonderful job of unmasking both elitist whingers on the left and incompetent whiners on the right.

As they do every presidential election cycle, progressives of pallor wore their indelible disdain for Middle America on their sleeves. Pale-faced University of Iowa journalism professor Stephen Bloom launched a 6,000-word jeremiad, littered with factual errors, against his home state's residents. The abridged version: Raaaaaaaacists! Hicks! Christians! Argggh!

In the safe harbors of The Atlantic just a few weeks before Tuesday's electoral event, Bloom sneered: "Those who stay in rural Iowa are often the elderly waiting to die." The rest are "(a)n assortment of waste-toids and meth addicts with pale skin and rotted teeth or those who quixotically believe, like Little Orphan Annie, that 'the sun will come out tomorrow.'" One of the poison-tongued prof's own former journalism students, Kirsten Scharnberg Hampton, took him to task for citing faulty demographic statistics, derisively stereotyping hunters and falsely accusing a local newspaper of "splashing" the headline "He Is Risen" across its front page (it was a small, boxed quotation marking Easter Sunday).

But the damage was done; the bait dangled. And at the overwhelmingly white "NBC Nightly News" on Sunday, Andrea Mitchell swallowed the Iowa-bashing chum whole -- and then dutifully regurgitated the attack on the state as, "Too white, too evangelical, too rural." She was quick to slip in a "critics say" disclaimer, of course. But let's not kid ourselves about the network's prejudices.

This is the same news organization that attempted to conduct Islamophobia stings at NASCAR races to expose how racist racing fans supposedly were; whose "Meet the Press" host David Gregory smeared GOP leaders as "Grand Wizards" in November; and whose execs were forced to apologize last month for MSNBC goons who falsely linked GOP candidate Mitt Romney to the Ku Klux Klan.

One local Hawkeye State veteran journalist, David Yepsen, tried to correct the coastal myth of the redneck-hick-outlier Iowa voter by politely pointing out Barack Obama's triumph in the 2008 Democratic caucuses at the hands of, yes, mostly white voters. Moreover, over the past four presidential election seasons, the Iowa popular vote has "closely tracked national preferences."

Census statistics show that the majority of Iowans are urban, not rural; the median age is 38 (nationally, it's 36.7); and out of a population of 3 million people statewide, some 90,000 are farming families. But snobs and demagogues on both sides of the aisle eschewed the facts and instead indulged in racial and class warfare. The Hispanic News website issued a clarion call: "In Diverse and Urban Nation, Time to Kick Iowa White, Racist Farmers to Curb." GOP strategist Roger Stone, who spearheaded the bungled bid to turn statist, pro-bailout, eminent-domain abuser Donald Trump into a Tea Party/GOP "Mr. Everyman" candidate, also jumped ugly. He railed against Iowans as a "bunch of hayseeds" who are "not representative of America today."

More Iowa sins according to Stone: "The food is awful, the people are stout, and a lot of them smoke."

If only a utopian state of non-smoking, vegetarian supermodels and "Apprentice" reality-show contestants had first-in-the-nation status. Imagine how much better off we'd all be.

Joking aside, I'd have no problem with a rotating, kick-off caucus slot. But intermingled with the bi-coastal bigotry against Iowa is the distinct odor of sore-loser-dom. Split voters in Iowa simply reflected the wider discontent among grassroots conservatives and tea party activists with the current Pageant of the Imperfects.

Besides, Iowa caucus critics have had years to change the status quo. Like some of Tuesday's big losers, the whingers and whiners who complain about the process have failed to get their act together. All talk, no follow-through.

Take Newt Gingrich. The vaunted intellectual field marshal of the GOP whose campaign bubble quickly burst under the weight of his own gross incompetence blamed his fall on money, staff, a "failed system," negative ads and the electorate's inability to appreciate "big ideas."

But if you can't convert a surge into an electoral win, if you can't effectively rebut opponents' charges without resorting to tears and tantrums, and -- most damaging for Gingrich -- if you can't put people on the ground in places like Iowa and Virginia who can deliver votes and signatures when it counts, how can you win a general election? Frankly, to use a favorite Gingrich verbal crutch, the fault lies in just one place: on Gingrich's shoulders.

When I was a kid, we took something called the Iowa Test of Basic Skills -- a nationally standardized test of minimum competence in core subjects. The Iowa caucuses serve a similar purpose. When campaigns fail to meet the most elementary requirements of organizational politics, don't blame the messengers. Blame the test-takers.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections; US: Iowa
KEYWORDS: brady; iowacaucuses; lamestreammedia; lautenberg; reasonableguncontrol; stephenbloom; whino
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1 posted on 01/04/2012 3:50:45 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Iowa has consistently had among the highest (often the highest) literacy rates in the country.


2 posted on 01/04/2012 3:57:35 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (May Mitt Romney be the Mo Udall of 2012.)
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To: Kaslin
I think she just laid a backhand to noots mouth, that will leave a mark.
3 posted on 01/04/2012 4:00:45 AM PST by org.whodat (Just another heartless American, hated by "AMNESTY" Newt, Willard, Perry and nervous supporters.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

That’s good


4 posted on 01/04/2012 4:01:59 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Dr. Sivana

“Iowa has consistently had among the highest (often the highest) literacy rates in the country.”

I can’t imagine what real American people think when they see us sophisticated coastal city people in the news. They must think newscasts from NJ are actually from Tripoli, Johannesburg, or Rio.

Sarah Palin referred to these people as those that grow our food and fight our wars; she was right.


5 posted on 01/04/2012 4:05:13 AM PST by kearnyirish2
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To: Kaslin

Iowa is a great state with good people.

The Iowa Caucus is a polluted, contrived affair that does not reflect the values of the state.


6 posted on 01/04/2012 4:09:00 AM PST by Erik Latranyi
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To: kearnyirish2

All that is true and so is the fact that Iowans elect radical leftisits like Harkin.


7 posted on 01/04/2012 4:13:52 AM PST by jospehm20
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To: Erik Latranyi
The Iowa Caucus is a polluted, contrived affair that does not reflect the values of the state.

Has Iowa gone red or blue over the last 50 years?

8 posted on 01/04/2012 4:16:50 AM PST by rhombus
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To: Kaslin

A true nobel and high class class person respects others no matter what their profession or background from ditch digger to doctor... then there is professor Stephen Bloom.


9 posted on 01/04/2012 4:17:26 AM PST by 6SJ7 (Meh.)
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To: Dr. Sivana
Iowa Nice
10 posted on 01/04/2012 4:27:49 AM PST by Prospero
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To: Kaslin

11 posted on 01/04/2012 4:32:36 AM PST by Prospero
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To: Prospero

How perfect!!!


12 posted on 01/04/2012 4:36:39 AM PST by bfree (The revolution is coming - OBAMI IS THE ENEMY OF FREEDOM)
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To: Kaslin
John Wayne - Winterset, Iowa. 'Nuf said, Andrea?
Famous Iowans
13 posted on 01/04/2012 4:37:58 AM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Kaslin

“The Iowa caucuses may not have much predictive value, but they did a wonderful job of unmasking both elitist whingers on the left and incompetent whiners on the right.”

Seriously strip this state of the first caucus status. They really think they are God’s gift to the election.

We have far more representative states that should go first.


14 posted on 01/04/2012 4:39:24 AM PST by VanDeKoik (1 million in stimulus dollars paid for this tagline!)
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To: Erik Latranyi

We need a single primary day nationwide. It would get the candidates out and campaigning all around the country and wouldn’t eliminate anyone before the majority of the country got to vote.

In a sense its become the Iowa entitlement that brings huge sums of political money into the state.


15 posted on 01/04/2012 4:42:35 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: Kaslin

Michelle has got as much meat in this article as it is possible to get. A must read!


16 posted on 01/04/2012 4:43:42 AM PST by maica
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To: Prospero

Eww, how gross, but very fitting


17 posted on 01/04/2012 4:55:36 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: cripplecreek
We need a single primary day nationwide.

I think that would be a mistake and this election season has shown why. You would be looking at a national result like Iowa's. I want a candidate that can weather a few storms, not just be blessed with sun on one day.

I'd rather see five primary dates four weeks apart. Divide the states into five groups of roughly the same number of delegates. Rotate the order every four years.

Romney and Santorum won because neither has been trashed by the media. Santorum had little support on Free Republic until a week or so ago, which means just like the voters in Iowa FReepers will panic and run from candidate to candidate based on media coverage.

The anti-Santorum articles have already started. Unless most of the others drop out there's a great chance he'll be back in the pack in a couple of weeks, much like happened to Bachmann, Perry, Cain and Gingrich. If we had one primary day we'd be stuck with Romney.

18 posted on 01/04/2012 4:57:52 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Dr. Sivana

Not anymore.

The “progressives” have seen to that.


19 posted on 01/04/2012 5:10:07 AM PST by Freedom4US
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To: Pan_Yan
I'd rather see five primary dates four weeks apart. Divide the states into five groups of roughly the same number of delegates. Rotate the order every four years.

That would certainly be better than what we have now. Just make sure the groups of states are widely diverse regionally. Anything to get away from this system that eliminates most of the candidates before most of the people vote. If it requires it, a runoff after the primaries.
20 posted on 01/04/2012 5:19:02 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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