[Lazlo in PA]

The Paulite dopers are going to burn out their keyboards pimpin’ their guy on this. By dinnertime Paul should be over 23 million votes while the rest hover in the thousands.

[andy58-in-nh]

I predict a lot of bong water will be spilled on keyboards this evening as the real returns come in and Paulheads desperately try to keep track of multiple changing numbers while typing the same sentence over and over after forgetting where they left the Doritos.