Backstabbing, coward, ineligible Romney:
"Do your duty for me.
With my other saboteurs, away from my name,
attack the woman ... and the black man, the Texan, and the Speaker.
My surrogates shall embrace these attacks in our owned media.
Support the attacks from my northern homes.
I will gain GOP favor by condemning the very same attacks and
ordering them opposed from my homes in the south.
Whichever way the tide runs, we will arise and only I will be left standing.