Let the ICBM’s fly... I am sick of iran and persians.
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Iran commits an act of war against the U.S. in international waters.
U.S. Declares War during an election year.
American voters rally around their President during war with Iran and reelect their President.
At least half of Iran's population joyfully achieves Martyrdom and enters Paradise.
Much of Iran remains radioactive for a half-life of 10,000 years.
President Obama is able to appoint three more Supreme Court Justices during his second term.
President Obama is declared “President for Life” and the American people live happily ever after.