As someone who has been keeping exotic pets for several years, I’d say you’ve done pretty well. You could try a reptile specialist - most major cities have at least one - if the antibiotics don’t help.
Or just mix up some tea-tree oil solution in a sprayer and spritz it generously, from a safe distance. If nothing else, McChtlulu will smell pleasantly clean.
“You could try a reptile specialist - most major cities have at least one - if the antibiotics don’t help.”
Good idea. I wonder if there are any reptile specialists with a degree in the occult studies and a background in exorcisms? Although McCthulhu doesn’t exactly *look* reptilian. Not exactly like a mammal either. Kind of like a cross between a 6 eyed squid, a dog with little fur, and something you let go too long in the back of the fridge. Kinda like something John Carpenter might have dreamed up while taking a bad acid trip with Helen Thomas.
I will try the tea-tree oil. DW is complaining about the stench.