You forgot the good old days when we were invaded by a bunch of French prostitutes. To get attention they would wave logs in the air. They would wave and wave their logs in the air yelling ‘pay attention to me’.
Humblegunner finally got sick of it and threw a bee hive at them. From then on, French Prostitutes were known as Bee-Loggers.
:-)
A date which will live in infamy.