[bunkerhill7]

PETA Seeks Memorials to Newts Killed on California Roads

[MS.BEHAVIN]

On a country road that I drive on to work,
some kind soul put up at sign.
The sign said “Slow porcupine crossing.”
About 15 feet beyond that sign, were 4 dead porcupines.
I wanted to put up a sign that said: “Too slow porcupine crossing.”

[SouthTexas]

I thought maybe politics would stay out of this thread, but noooo.