(National Enquirer) EXCLUSIVE! JOHN EDWARDS HEART ATTACK DRAMA

NATIONAL ENQUIRER ^ | December 30, 2011 | ALEXANDER HITCHEN, RICK EGUSQUIZA & LYNN ALLISON

[goseminoles]

Lol!!!

[Da Coyote]

AFIGASO...as if I give a smelly Obama.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Mitt Romney immediately called to express concern about his hair.

[Lurker]

It's called a panic attack and if I were him I'd be panicking, too.

Hopefully the Judge will see through this sham and order him to appear to be tried right on schedule.

[miss marmelstein]

Sounds like a panic attack. And he has reasons to panic.

[hinckley buzzard]

Always knew the shyster was a good actor. Maybe it's that kid calling out for justice from inside him again.

[Gen.Blather]

“The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.”

Ain’t that thar one of them dangling participles? Dangling participles have been outlawed here. If they see them flappin’ around under your truck, they pull you over.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Did someone say drama?

[Responsibility2nd]

Poor Johnny. He needs one of them ambulances he's chased for years.

[Zakeet]

Not to ruin the drama, but Breck Boy has probably just inhaled a few too many fumes from his daily coif.

[albie]

Isn’t the “palatial North Carolina estate” enough to keep you happy Johnny? Lord knows you earned it!~sarc

[Noumenon]

Lover boy knows what fate awaits him in the slam. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Good Lord, I hate people like Edwards with a white hot passion, and I don’t mind saying so.

[GQuagmire]

[massgopguy]

that photo looks like it’s from The Brady Bunch.

[Dr. Sivana]

You beat me to it with Fred Sanford.
My three year old son, who has never seen the show, does the reeling and plopping on the floor thing often when he receives a verbal lashing.

[mylife]

Good Lord!
What a shameless Huckster.

[Past Your Eyes]

I hope somebody called one of these for the poor dear.

[mylife]

Did you know that his Daddy worked in a “meel”?

[mylife]