LOL I hope you are wearing a vest. They'll shoot that poor dog whether you are with it or not. They'll hit it 3 times, out of 477 shots fired.
Do you assume I’ll be out there buck naked and carrying a daisy?
We don’t even have cops come around here, if they can avoid it.
Hillbillies are “funny people” and the 99% of the cops are local boys and know that.
Sorry but I’m not gonna be cowed.
A hail of bullets or die in my sleep...I don’t care.