Paultard 01: How far is it to Iowa?
Paultard 02: Uh.. not sure. Did you tell your Mom you were going?
Paultard 01: Um not really. She was mad already that I didn’t clean the basement. She freaked when she saw my bong out on the table. She can be really tyrannical, typical statist, she was griping that she wants some rent from me. She isn’t very freedom minded.
Paultard 02: Well she just doesn’t understand. She sounds like a neocon. When Ron Paul becomes President drugs will be legal and then the real Revolution will begin.