[The KG9 Kid]

"... Family activities start at 5 p.m. and include performances by Temujin the Storyteller"

Genghis Khan is going to be there telling stories? 'Temujin' is now an African name?

If Temujin the Storyteller starts in with reciting to the children 'The Three Greatest Things In Life', I have to say that I don't like the direction this Kwanzaa thing is going.

[Old Sarge]

'The Three Greatest Things In Life'

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you,
and hear the lamentation of their women!"