If Tarzan and Jane are Jewish, what is Cheetah?
A fur coat.
If Tarzan and Jane are Italian, what is Cheetah?
The Other Woman.
If Tarzan and Jane are Polish, what is Cheetah?
GIFTED!
If Tarzan and Jane are Chinese, what is Cheetah?
An only child.
If Tarzan and Jane are Irish what is Cheetah?
the only one who can hold his liquor
tired of potatoes
the only one not singing sad hopeless songs about green fields
Black Irish?