You know the ol gal does sound a little nuts, but hey, I have seen more radical things posted here on FR! That charge of WMD’s is a real stretch of the immagination.
Pickled pigs feet? loL!
We used to slip pickled pigs lips into brief cases of unsuspecting folks that had to go lobby so that when the poor sap opened it up in DC before the brass he would have some splainin to do.
No one was killed as a result of the hijinx...