[miss marmelstein]

I never said I thought the perps were Texans. It's just that I've been told since August that Texas is the most perfect state in the Union, so I'm a little surprised at this imbroglio—

[varina davis]

Did you get a chunk of coal in your Christmas stocking? Texas isn’t perfect, but it’s a whole lot better than most other places these days — thanks to Gov. Rick Perry.