Elk, you’d like this joke. My uncle who grew up in the pre PC days of gubmint social engineering for our own good told me....
Guy walks into a doctors office and says
“Doc, I’d like to live to be 130 years old.”
Doc: do you drink?
No
Doc: do you smoke?
No
doc: are you a womanizer?
No
Doc: So then what the hell do you want to live for?
Nowadays, they also ask if you eat red meat and own guns.