Hey, if “fat and lazy” is considered enough of a handicap to use those carts, (and it appears that it is), then “drunk and stupid” should qualify as well.
What about tall, slender, white, Christian, and middle-aged?
That certainly is a handicap in the workplace these days.
I’d want my cart to have a 110 C.I.D. v-twin motor with fishtail mufflers, though.