[Pietro]

There was time in this country when we celebrated the common man.

When we understood that marrage, family and good friends were the true measure of a man's life.

Now, apparently, Charley Sheen is the gold standard for the commentariate.

Well, I'm happy w/ my friends & family here in Hooterville. I didn't lose anything in NYC and you couldn't pay me enough to live in that sewer.

[tcrlaf]

“Now, apparently, Charley Sheen is the gold standard for the commentariate.”

WHAT???
You mean Tiger Blood, hookers and endlass blow up your nose isn’t the true measure of a man??

Have you told Access Hollywood, and TMZ this?