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To: freespirited; All
Again, just so FReepers are mindful of historic facts here, at the Third Council of the church of Environmental worship the environazis decreed that using paper grocery bags was a high crime because of the vast deforestation required to produce such paper bags. At the time of this Third Council the environazis determined that they should force people to use plastic bags. It was the order of their church that all must use plastic bags.

Now, apparently, the Third Council of all things environmental has deemed that in fact they were wrong that paper bags are good (at the right price) and that plastic bags are evil.

These are the same people who hold that we all should use one square of toilet paper per incident or we are in violation of their commandments.

24 posted on 12/19/2011 9:11:04 AM PST by Obadiah (If U don't believe you can win, then there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.)
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To: Obadiah
These are the same people who hold that we all should use one square of toilet paper per incident or we are in violation of their commandments.

Well, there you go! There's a second use for those paper bags, just stack them in the outhouse...(Yep, we're on our way back to that, the way things are going...)

68 posted on 12/19/2011 4:48:00 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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