>> Oh look, you had a thought. Bet it was lonely. Next time trolling through the keyboard warrior store, consider purchasing a sense of humor. Your friends will thank you for it. >>
Actually, that was such a poor attempt at humor I didn’t recognize it as an attempt at humor. I mean it was really awful.
On the other hand, I’ve ghost written humor for one of the best known political humorist in the world for three years now. Mathematically speaking, chances are you have heard much of my work and laughed at it (as delivered by someone else).
I would only beg of you not to quit your day job.
Seriously, your post came off as catty and nasty and not funny at all.
I would only beg of you not to quit your day job.
Seeing as you're so concerned...not to toot my own horn, but I've authored several books and had one accidentally manage to crack the Amazon top 100 a few years ago. What were the people thinking?
(Writing wasn't my career...I have too much time on my hands.) I retired young and travel often. As far as zingers, amongst British expats, (zingers) is known as taking the piss....a sport they take quite seriously. One can fraternize and imbibe umbrella drinks staring at the ocean, pulling each others chain for hours...or a decade, apparently. : )