You have to be at leaset a bishop to get the hat, man. We Catholics don’t get ‘em without all the work, toil, and effort to do so! 20-30 years through the ranks, no wife, no family except your parish, and if you’re called, then you get the hat. And a lot more toil and effort as bishop.
He could probably have a similar hat, but one that said something different, like "John Deere" or "NY Yankees" Couldn't he?
Do they ever rent the hat out? I’ll pay anything!!