Mr. Roosevelt
Told us just how he felt
The day the Whiskey Law went through
“If your whiskey is red,
it’ll swell up your head.
Better stick with that
Good ol’ mountain dew.”
10 posted on 12/16/2011 12:09:09 PM PST by old3030
(I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look.)
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
17 posted on 12/16/2011 12:30:30 PM PST by Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)