Well, I was working three jobs at one point.
Let’s see. Will be one of my better years I guess, 10k from one job, 5k from another and 1k from the third.
Let’s see. Will be one of my better years I guess, 10k from one job, 5k from another and 1k from the third.
Stop it, just stop it!
Who do you think you are, posting on the premier Conservative website your experiences and desire to take care of yourself, and stay off welfare?
Get your obviously deranged self over to the welfare office and apply, or better yet, get yourself about 3-4 girlfriends who can apply with you and "share" the welfare benefits with you. Those EBT cards can get you some amazing things!
Also, at least once every morning and evening, look in a mirror and say "Any failures in my life are NOT MY FAULT, they are the fault of My Mommy and Daddy, and the Government, and well.... just everybody! Including the cold hearted FReepers who will hate on me everyday!
This is your last warning! Freedom, self-determination, self-control, responsibility for self, etc., are NOT FOR YOU to aspire to. There are too many people who want to "help" you, and you must not disappoint them! You MUST be a needy, lazy, greedy, hand-out not hand-up kind of guy! Get with the program, NOW!
Oh, and by the way, once you have achieved your new status on the welfare state plantation, be sure and report what you're up to here on FR with regularity so that FReepers can hate on you. After all, haters gotta hate!
(BTW, while I was in the military, I once had to work 2 part-time jobs just to get the family through it -- viewed now as some of the best years of our married life [45 years in April], so I laud you for your determination and effort to support yourself in any [legal] manner necessary.)