[Timocrat]

"I've been out of work since October," said Dominique Lawrence, a resident of Ward 8. "This Christmas I won't be able to give my kids the presents they deserve and it just kills me."

I need to study the Constitution more. I completely missed the clause that said the Federal Government is responsible for making sure that kids get all the Christmas presents they "deserve".

[VanDeKoik]

My mom got corn husk dolls and some fruit for Christmas as a kid.

These morons want to shower Xboxes and iPads on their kids because they “deserve” it?

Maybe if mom kept here pants on and stopped making kids, she could afford Christmas for the ones she has.

[Drill Thrawl]

I completely missed the clause that said the Federal Government is responsible for making sure that kids get all the Christmas presents they "deserve".

Commerce clause don't cha know.
Presents = buying stuff.
Buying stuff = commerce.
Commerce = fed control. Q.E.D.

Now get back to work and pay your taxes so these people can get their presents.