Why don’t we just start tossing virgins into volcanos to placate Goddess Gaia?
I mean, it might be too late if we wait.
LOL!! Good luck finding one!!
If we use mooselimb virgins we will placate two deities with each virgin sacrifice.
Gaia will be happy with the virgins and allah will be happy because he is preserving virgins for his warriors.
A win/win or one virgin in the volcano is better than two mooslimbs with a Bush.