“Ask Osama bin Laden,” he told reporters at the White House
He added, “Furthermore, I can lick anyone in any bathhouse. I can bite the heads of animal crackers and I can still beat my daughters arm wrestling, at least the younger one.”
I can play golf longer than anyone I’ve ever played with.”
This was never released to the public, but I accompanied the SEAL team to Pokeestahn and I strangled Usama bin laden to death with my bare hands.”
I can stand on my toes longer than my wife.”
Well enough about me. I could go on-and-on talking about myself. What do you think about me? Don’t be shy. Take as much time as you want. Have you seen me riding my bike in my `Mom’ pants? I’m the only guy in the world who could get away with that, don’t you think? Maybe Chuck Norris. Or Alfred Einstein.”
Go on, keep talkin’ about me. I’m all ears.”
You’re not talking fast enough about me. I can lift a Buick Skylark over my head and get it spinnin’ like a dinner plate. Sometimes, lately, I say things that aren’t scrolling in front of me. I have three different names. I climbed Mt. Everest all by myself. I can drop my `g’s. I, I, I, I “(the putative president is carted off)
Heh.....