My gosh, actual reasoned educated response?
You're obviously messed up on Gardasil and heartless you are.
Surely Perry is worse than Obama and is likely a Mexican gang member.
Or a Build-a-Bear, one or the other.
Being a rural ‘redneck’ is an eucation in itself. My own doctor is over 70 miles away, 140 miles round trip. Emergencies require a helicopter.
If there is a whiteout on the mountain, say your prayers.