OMG that is a stupid comment.
Here, let me see if I can top it.
Newt is related to Eve. Eve ate the apple and women were cursed with periods. Therefore, through association, all periods are Newt’s fault.
Obviously, Newt is responsible for cramps, headaches, suspension of sex, bloating and on and on.
I say we hang him!!
Here, let me see if I can top it.
You did.
Using your characters it would go more like this:
Newt recommended that Eve get more fruit in her diet to avoid constipation. Eve ate an apple, did not suffer from constipation but caused women to be cursed with menstruation. Is Newt to blame for "cramps, headaches, suspension of sex, bloating and on and on?"
Please note how I phrased the example and my original post as a question.