"Unlike some people, I don't have jug-ears and purple lips. And my wife's rear end isn't as wide as an Amana side-by-side refrigerator."
LOL!!!
Romney's boast about his marriage puts me in mind of something I read in Luke (18:14) yesterday ... "... every one who exalts himself will be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be exalted."
I'm with Jim Robinson and others here: Piss on Mitt Romney.