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Islamic cleric bans women from being near bananas and cucumber to avoid sexual thoughts
Weasel Zippers ^
| 12/7/2011
Posted on 12/07/2011 8:15:25 AM PST by mk2000
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:15:29 AM PST
by
mk2000
To: mk2000
This is too funny to believe but that’s these people.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:16:53 AM PST
by
mk2000
To: mk2000
Making a note to keep more bananas and cucumbers around the house... lol
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:17:27 AM PST
by
DonaldC
(A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
To: mk2000
May God save us all from religious nuts.
To: mk2000
The jealous cleric is obviously a homo. All phallic symbols are his.
To: mk2000
This would be hilarious if these people didn’t consider maiming and murder to be justifiable punishment for a woman showing too much elbow.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:19:13 AM PST
by
Grunthor
(Pro-illegal alien "conservatives" piss me off.)
To: mk2000
Is there a similar rule for men with oranges, grapefruit or melons?
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:20:04 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
To: DonaldC
They should have then just stand by me.... Women seem to loose all interest in sex when I show up........
just kidding.... i hope.....
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:20:26 AM PST
by
Breto
(never accept the premise)
To: mk2000
I FORESEE AN ONSLAUGHT OF FUNNY PICTURES...
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:20:47 AM PST
by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: mk2000
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:20:53 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: mk2000
Yes, folks, people such as this really exist. We really need to develop an ISM (Imam Seeking Missile) which - if successful - would raise the world’s IQ by a measurable amount.
But don’t worry, our MSM is constantly on guard to expose all those evillllllll Christians out there.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:21:48 AM PST
by
Da Coyote
(Liberalism - when you absolutely, positively have no ability to produce wealth.)
To: mk2000
Islamic cleric’s should get their minds out of the gutter
To: mk2000
Stay away from those watermelon pits...
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:21:48 AM PST
by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: mk2000
Barney Frank among those most impacted
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:21:48 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: mk2000
a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. Ouuuuuuch! Oh, he's talking about the vegetables. Still, ouch!
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:22:44 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
To: JRios1968
“Barney Frank among those most impacted”
I’m thinkin’ that Bawney would be most welcomed by the Imams (in private, of course).
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:24:04 AM PST
by
Da Coyote
(Liberalism - when you absolutely, positively have no ability to produce wealth.)
To: mk2000
Women should be just fine hanging around a gaggle of Islamic clerics, though...
To: mk2000
These people are dumb as pig S*****
To: mk2000
Wives of Islamic clerics have even more restrictions of this type - they aren't allowed to use crayons either.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:25:30 AM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: mk2000
Islamic women must not lust after Jihadis. Otherwise the cleric would be warning them away from baby carrots & snow peas.
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posted on
12/07/2011 8:25:55 AM PST
by
skeeter
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