[Venturer]

New rules for Egyptian tourists.

1. Do not take a Bible with you.
2. Women must wear Burka’s or veils.
3. Jewish? Don’t even think about it.
4. I hope you like Halal meals.
5. Get your will up to date before your visit.
6. Remember to face Mecca when you see everyone’s butt go in the air during prayer time.

[rlmorel]

if you can't remember which direction not to piss or spit in (or if you really decide you DO want to know) there is an app for that!

[Fresh Wind]

And get it done before they blow up the pyramids and sphinx.