[wrench]

Not suborbital, it is a LEO (low earth orbit)drone. Likely equipped with kinetic smart weapons and small port firing devices intended to disable satellites.

The kinetic weapons have no launch signature, and appear as meteors when they enter the atmosphere. For some reason they seem to be attracted to rouge atomic facilities in the mid-east and south west Asia.

[Happy Rain]

Oh come on wrench,you are not getting into the FR spirit at all!
Everything done by the Defense Department since the day of infamy when the Naked Marxist was inaugurated is suspect and Jane herself became just another guesser.
Put yourself in the military man's shoes when all of of sudden everything he says and does is not the UCMJ but PC.
Assume the worse!
Which means that,since the DOJ has blown off FOI,the DD is tasking our armed forces for the coming “reorganization.”
Of which the X-37B is a part.