Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: ReformationFan

There was a much simpler way to fix the problem of children, especially little children, eating too many “Happy Meals.”

The SF Board of Morons could have simply outlawed the issuance of ATM cards and drivers licenses to those children who are eating too many “Happy Meals.” By taking away their money and the way they’d drive themselves to McDonalds, the issue would become moot. After all, if those children can’t drive themselves to the McDonalds and pay for the Happy Meals, they won’t be able to eat them, will they.

Mark


7 posted on 12/01/2011 3:27:26 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: MarkL

>There was a much simpler way to fix the problem of children, especially little children, eating too many “Happy Meals.”<

Put a condom in place of the toy and it should solve the problem. It is San Francisco you know.


13 posted on 12/01/2011 3:37:26 PM PST by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson