LOL, yes you just flip the little thing over they all fall out and you push the mystery magic button and they hit within two feet of where you want them .
You are digging a hole.
You should speak to subjects you know first hand.
All of those points were addressed and engineered. They are not dumped out. They are ejected at a precise time with a small solid rocket that puts them into the proper orbit for intercepting the surface of the planet close to where they are pointed.
Know anything about GPS or steerable noses?
Or the melting point to tungsten carbide?
Do a little research. Even the public (unclass) information puts your 'tude to bed.
/johnny