Still know I looked better than YOU did, buttercup. ;)
Did I hurt your little feelings by saying you were as funny as a crutch? I come from a family of well-known comedy writers; I study the subject and work every day to learn its craft. It has always annoyed me that you were the class clown of Free Republic without having any idea of what was genuinely funny.
There! After all these years, I’ve gotten that out of my system!