Posted on 11/30/2011 1:33:54 PM PST by mojito
DreamWorks Studios announced today that they are in the final stages of salary negotiations with Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank for their new Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny movie. Frank is slated to play Elmer Fudd in the five hundred million dollar, two part, six hour movie epic. The Congressman expressed interest in the role when he heard that Bugs Bunny was going to be played by an actor who has expressed conservative political views in the past. We talked with Congressman Frank over brunch in the West Village where he was visiting a friend.
“It was wight before our summer wecess,” he recalled, “and Hawwy Weid took me aside and infowmed me that the character of Bugs Bunny was going to be played by a wacially insensitive wight wing wepublican!”
The Daily Rash attempted to contact Steven Spielberg of Dream Works, but our emails and phone calls were not returned. Several people that we asked, that are affiliated with the project, are mum on the identity of the so-called “politically conservative actor.”
“It’s a bit pwemature at this point to say that I have the woll wapped up,” the Congressman said, as he voraciously gnawed at a double-decker roast beef sandwich with a side of ham, bacon and sausage fritters and a stack of blueberry pancakes. “Although, I have been in negotiations for quite some time.”
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I wish Elmer Fudd had been elected to Congress instead of Mr. Frank.
I wish Elmer Fudd had been elected to Congress instead of Mr. Frank.
At least Elmer is pro-hunting and pro-Second Amendment.
Agreed. And Mr. Fudd never got us into the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac mess, he never ran a male prostitution ring and never demanded we think homosexuality is wonderful.
**cks are for chicks ! LMFAO ! Rhymes with “tricks are for kids” !
> “Heh heh heh heh.... wascally faggot”
-PJ
Barnie will go to work for Freddy or Fannie, and collection his $million a year in bonuses.
Or Elmo Pudwhacker.
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