[Pharmboy]

Ping! (I think)

[SunkenCiv]

Yeah, and the Super Bowl broadcasts cause an increase in wife-beating.

And the use of Aquanet creates a hole in the ozone layer.

Breast implants cause hundreds of illnesses.

Aluminum cookware causes Alzheimers.

Cell phones cause brain cancer.

And (fill in the blank gas or soot) from human activities causes climate change and extinction of whole taxa, as well as melting both polar icecaps.

Thanks Pharmboy.