Obama Selling Martini Glasses and Spatulas for Campaign Cash

Fox News ^ | November 27, 2011 | Todd Starnes

[lbryce]

President Obama’s campaign team has put together a website to remind us what the Yuletide season is truly all about — getting him re-elected. So they’ve decided to offer Americans a collection of special decorations for the “holiday” season...

...And don’t worry about messing up your furniture with water stains because the Commander-in-Chief also has a line of glass coasters.

But if you’re sipping a Martini, why not just throw a backyard barbecue?

And President Obama has just what you need — a “Fired Up and Ready to Grill” apron, a six-pack presidential cooler, and a nifty Commander-in-Chief cutting board to chop up your White House veggies.

[lbryce]

During the last year and a half or more of President Bush's presidency, countdown to President Bush's final day in office emblazoned all over the web was dam* nearly impossible to avoid.

Each ensuing day drawing closer to President Bush's departure had the left-wing, liberal wing frothing at the mouth in crazed ferocity, rabid, celebratory glee at the very idea.

And so to savor each and every day that draws closer to "Freedom America"

I've inaugurated the

Obama:Countdown to Oblivion:XXX Days Left pings list

420 Days Left

in breathless anticipation of the day "America Restored to Former Glory" becomes reality.

Please email me if you want on to the Obama:Countdown to Oblivion" pings list

so you too can join the rest of the FReeper community in joyous unity along with your FReepers brothers and sisters in anticipation of the solemn "Freedom America" Celebraton.

[GeronL]

and how many tax dollars went into this?

[Chode]

maybe the boy bought Spatula City...

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Tackyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Is this going to be the new ‘kitsch’ when we’re 75?

[lbryce]

AS I’ve said so myself via Keyword:uncouth.

[smokingfrog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY

Open ‘til midnight!

[Political Junkie Too]

Time for the Obama sham-wow picture!

-PJ

[Chode]

Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty.

[rlmorel]

I didn’t think there could be occupants of the White House who were more classless grifters than the Clintons.

I was wrong.

[Chode]

thank you...

[lbryce]

You are so right. I thought it was impossible, myself. Can hardly wait for January 20, 2013 to see what, if any furniture, stuff not chained to the floor, remains.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Empty box...empty suit - same thing

To Obama voters out there, you get...."Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!"

[Mortrey]

This is almost sadly pathetic...

Poor Bammy.... “Obama Popeil”...when’s the “pocket socialist fisherman” gonna come out?

[21twelve]

Martini glasses and spatulas?

“Scraping bottom and getting drunk doesn’t even make it better? Join the crowd!” “

Reelect Barack Obama! Remember - If it ain’t Br’ack, don’t fix it!”

[Ezekiel]

The way the golf balls are packaged makes them look like something out of Mars Attacks.

[ReneeLynn]

I want on the list!

[Huntress]

Some of these things would make great gag gifts. But how to acquire them without benefitting the Bamster? I wonder if I can still get some Chia Obamas.

[immadashell]

To Obama voters out there, you get...."Nothing!

Actually they do get something -- they get to give up a job, they get to give up their money (although they think they are getting yours), they get to give up their freedom etc...

[eyedigress]

The bots are everywhere and getting quite annoying.