Speaking of inappropriate occurrences, I was affected by a situation involving a 1982 Firebird. The dealer contacted me with the offer of replacing a mechanical component free of charge as long as a male drove the car in. I, too, had a lot going on at that time and had no time for dating. Needless to say, no replacement.
Not sure what to make of your post so I will just quote George Costanza.
“Well, the jerk store called, and they are running out of you.”