If you are really a conservative there is no way a person could live in that cold, fetid, liberal cesspool that is New England. Move. Where you are now, you are NOT making a difference.
Somebody needs to stay and fight. We may not be the most conservative state in the union but some of us are standing fast. If more of your “conservative” friends were here we would have a nice conservative state again wouldn’t we. But no, you just sit there and hurl insults.
By the way when my parents are refered to as S-—t stains I do get offended.