“Romney’s more like the Syrup of Ipecac candidate to me. “
Is that the stuff you take before you have a colonostpy?”
I'm comfortable with thinking of Mitt Romney as castor oil:
"Although castor oil may be used for constipation, it is not a preferred treatment, because it can produce painful cramps, fecal incontinence and explosive diarrhea. Its action can go on for hours, sometimes unpredictably and powerfully causing an involuntary bowel movement at inconvenient locations and during sleep."
I'm not read for four years of that side effect! Not with my money and my government.
Running Romney as a candidate would make the election like playing strip poker with Helen Thomas.