An American and Russian are talking about the differences between their two countries.
The American says, “In my country, I can say I don’t like the American President.”
The Russian responds, “In my country, I can do the same thing, I can also say I don’t like the American President.”
After asking the American & Frenchman, the Russian is asked what is his idea of pure joy?
The Russian says “When there is knock on my door, and when I open the door, it is the secret police, and they ask me if I am Boris? And I reply nope, he lives upstairs.”