“Thanksgiving is not only a Christian holiday. Why are you kicking us Jews out?”
Because he’s afraid y’all will want to celebrate Thanksgiving like the Eastern Orthodox. We drink way too much for Protestant sensibilities. Every celebration we have the local Jews show up. Granted, they aren’t the most strict (they eat our food, although they skip the pork), but they sure like to drink our vodka.
Of course we’ve been known to show up at quite a few Jewish events . . . not for the vodka, though. That would be just wrong.
Rofl. You’d be bored 363 days of the year if you look for vodka at Jewish celebrations! You’d best show up at Purim and Simchas Torah: they’ll have what you need. :)