Psssstttt....
I just heard that Newt Gingrich has an alien baby growing in his belly and that Mitt Romney has hair plugs from hair that was taken off Elvis Presley during Elvis’s frozen cryonic state. I don’t know what to think of that! If that’s true, I sure don’t want any of that stuff in our White House!
That’s not even counting the fact that my psychic told me Michele Bachmann is really a reincarnation of Olive Oil.
Here, check my links and see! I’m sure they work just as well as the links in the referenced jackwad article here!
www.bulldoodoo.esp
www.sillyduddy.bs
www.whataload.dong