Gunga-Lagunga!
The loopers in the White Hut's caddy shack are serving "free" Saladin pie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...
"Oh, uh, there won't be any money,
but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. (and 64 'virgins' in hell)"
...so at least they still got that going for them - which is nice. [CarlSpacklerVoice -OFF]
TOSS THE Czar/Tsar/Caesar SALADIN in 2012