Yep, that poll is screwy. I just changed all the answers to ‘liberal’ answers and it still shows Santorum on top.
1. Ideal Theoretical Candidate (100%)
2. Rick Santorum* (74%)
More proof of the screwiness of that quiz is it said that Mitt Romney was my #2 candidate after Santorum.
After seeing your response and mine and some others, I am more and more convinced the poll is BS from the get go.
I took it twice, one with genuine answers (Santorum was first with 94%, Obama last with 9%) and one with leftist answers (Obama was first with 93%, Santorum was tied for last with 0%).
Mine came up Newt. Santorum second.