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PETA asks Turkey, Texas to change name to Tofurky
KVUE.com ^ | 17 Nov 2011 | khou.com staff

Posted on 11/18/2011 5:02:07 AM PST by smokingfrog

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To: Zakeet

>>If You Wouldn’t Eat Your Dog Why Eat A Turkey

Dogs don’t taste good with gravy


61 posted on 11/18/2011 8:40:39 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: smokingfrog

Years ago these folks tried to get Fishkill, NY to change its name to FishSave. “Kill” is a Dutch word for stream, I think...as in the Battenkill in Vermont...


62 posted on 11/18/2011 8:42:22 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Arrowhead1952
If that photo is a Jack Russell Terrier Turkey, I would think it would be tough...... (sorry couldn't resist)

We are having turkey and ham!

63 posted on 11/18/2011 8:43:45 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Congress touched me inappropriately, they should be put on administrative leave immediately)
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To: goldstategop

Please do not confuse Yankees with PETA...even up here, most of us (regardless of political beliefs) think PETA is a P.I.T.A.


64 posted on 11/18/2011 8:46:06 AM PST by Rin68nyr
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

I think the wife wants to have a ham as well. She bought the brine mix and it has sea salt instead of regular salt.


65 posted on 11/18/2011 9:12:43 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Happy Rain
Tofurky sounds like a foot fungus.

Tastes like it too.
66 posted on 11/18/2011 9:27:30 AM PST by BJClinton (10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash.)
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To: Happy Rain

Clapping!!!!!


67 posted on 11/18/2011 9:49:39 AM PST by Shimmer1 (To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks (Heinlein))
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To: smokingfrog

These are the same set of morons who wanted the town of Fishkill, New York to change its name not realizing “kill” in Dutch means stream.


68 posted on 11/18/2011 9:52:07 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

or
“We are Nuts and Dolts”


69 posted on 11/18/2011 10:04:42 AM PST by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
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To: Arrowhead1952

PETA, please change to AETP.


70 posted on 11/18/2011 10:08:14 AM PST by SwinneySwitch (Never been safer?)
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To: smokingfrog
Remember reading about PETA sending frozen TOFurkys to a carrier in the Gulf; the sailor's loved it. Launched the TOFurkys off the catapults of the carrier deck into the sea; trying for the greatest range. LOL
71 posted on 11/18/2011 11:09:07 AM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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72 posted on 11/18/2011 11:37:21 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Bender2; Kid Shelleen

73 posted on 11/18/2011 7:06:04 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; ...
Re:

Monty, what the hell have you done... with Valance?

Yeah... where is that scamp?

Well, I keep on killing him... but it never takes--

Bullets won't kill him, Duke... you have to drive a stake through his friggin' heart from behind when his back is turned!

That just great news, Strawn! Now I have to carry a stake... in my pocket next to my bullet!

Stake my shiny metal arse... enough bullets will take down anyone--

You got that... right, Bend!

Y'all keep it down! I'm working off a drunk... 'cause I just realized how much grief I'd have saved us if I just hadn't done... what I done--

74 posted on 11/18/2011 8:00:49 PM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
We'll schlep you so far back down you'll never get back up!

Wait ... what?

75 posted on 11/18/2011 8:08:23 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance
Re: We'll schlep you so far back down you'll never get back up! Wait ... what?

Okay, Liberty... you've succeeded in making me mystified and speechless????

76 posted on 11/18/2011 8:14:25 PM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
That's the point Nimrod!

The Fabulus Furry Freak Bros are makin' a comeback! There's absolutely no money in it but there could be free beer and International fame! ... ;o)

77 posted on 11/18/2011 8:28:00 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance
Re: That's the point Nimrod! The Fabulus Furry Freak Bros... are makin' a comeback! There's absolutely no money in it but there could be free beer and International fame! ... ;o)

Hummmmm... mmmmmm?

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabulous_Furry_Freak_Brothers

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers are a trio of underground comic strip characters created by the U.S. artist Gilbert Shelton. The Freak Brothers first appeared in The Rag, an underground newspaper published in Austin, Texas, beginning in May 1968, and were regularly reprinted in underground papers around the United States and in other parts of the world. Their first comic book appearance was in Feds ‘n’ Heads, published by Berkeley's Print Mint in 1968. In 1969 Shelton and three friends from Texas founded Rip Off Press in San Francisco, which took over publication of all subsequent Freak Brothers comix. The first compilation of their adventures, The Collected Adventures of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, had its first printing in 1971 and has been continually in print ever since. In addition to underground and college weekly newspapers, new adventures appeared in magazines such as Playboy, High Times, and Rip Off Comix; these too were collected in comic book form. Shelton continued to write the series until 1992, in collaboration with Dave Sheridan (1974–1982) and Paul Mavrides (since 1978). The work enjoys a sizable cult following, and the magazines are widely available in comic stores.

While most underground comix are humorous, the Freak Brothers live a slapstick existence reminiscent of the best silent comedies. Their entire lives rotate around the procurement and enjoyment of recreational drugs, particularly marijuana. None of them have the slightest concern about gainful employment, and the only use for money is to procure some food and lots of drugs without getting “burned” by unscrupulous dealers or busted by the police. Other storylines include "Fat Freddy's Cat" and a military empire of cockroaches in the kitchen. The stories often satirize the establishment and right-wing politics.

Never a dull moment... eh, Valance?

78 posted on 11/18/2011 8:52:45 PM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

You’re catchin’ on Bender ... i’ve got a review of the 80’s coming up next ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsWKczU6wc
land down under.. men at work


79 posted on 11/18/2011 9:40:16 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Bender2

And what's with the surley mood bender? Here. Knock this block off my shoulder. *&!@@@#$! *ouch* cut it out bender ...

80 posted on 11/18/2011 9:47:42 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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